Women who pay for sex

[MaryPoppins]

please use my stage name - Rock Bottom, Rock to my mates. And that isn't anything to do with that gay actor who died form infected man paste or anything.

That just reminded me, in Sainsburys the other day about to get some Marmite, when I noticed tubs of something called 'Gentlemans Relish' next to it. Pissed self laughing and bought some obviously.

[BoredBloke]

I can pick my nose with my tounge but I don't cos I is kulchered like.

[Cyberman]

Beer helps - obviously a few pints get the beer goggles on, but the best bit is that if she is just so ugly that you have to drink more and more there comes a point where she looks the part but the contraceptive part of beer comes into play to stop you doing something you shouldn't. In the same way you can't play snooker with a rope.

True. The fact is though that most women turn into mingers after about 30 years of marriage, so could this be the reason there are so many alcoholic husbands.

[TheBigD]

I can pick my nose with my tounge but I don't cos I is kulchered like.

So can I...but I can also breathe through my ears!!!

[Mich the Tester]

That just reminded me, in Sainsburys the other day about to get some Marmite, when I noticed tubs of something called 'Gentlemans Relish' next to it. Pissed self laughing and bought some obviously.

Right then, count me out. I will not do anything involving marmite, or indeed 'Gentleman's Relish'. Chocolate, fine, custard is even better and strawberry blancmange is ideal, but I will not have sex with a woman in the vicinity of a pot of marmite.

[DaveB]

That just reminded me, in Sainsburys the other day about to get some Marmite, when I noticed tubs of something called 'Gentlemans Relish' next to it. Pissed self laughing and bought some obviously.

It's very good for the skin, apparently. Works wonders for a cold as well if you rub it into your chest

[TimberWolf]

True. The fact is though that most women turn into mingers after about 30 years of marriage, so could this be the reason there are so many alcoholic husbands.

age

[Mich the Tester]

age

You don't like MILFs?

[TimberWolf]

You don't like MILFs?

Yeah, some are okay: Madonna, Kylie, etc. Many women turn very ugly after the age of 40 though.

[MaryPoppins]

Right then, count me out. I will not do anything involving marmite, or indeed 'Gentleman's Relish'. Chocolate, fine, custard is even better and strawberry blancmange is ideal, but I will not have sex with a woman in the vicinity of a pot of marmite.

Ooh well yes, I do love marmite. I hope not to constantly stink of it though! Food in that arena is not for me though, am too fussy about my sheets. I'm open minded enough until it comes to slathering me in gravy, not up for that gubbins.