I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.

[NotAllThere]

Why has no one mentioneed KPIs yet

Because that's sooooo 1980s.

[BrianSnail]

I've heard that "brain wave" is no longer politically correct as it discriminates against epileptics. The new term is "ideas shower".

[Liability]

My advice is

"touch base" with all of them
make sure you all have "joined up thinking"
make sure you highlight the "quick wins"
make sure you highlight "excellent progress"
and remind them all that there is no "I in team".

[FSM with Cheddar]

I've heard that "brain wave" is no longer politically correct as it discriminates against epileptics. The new term is "ideas shower".

I'm offended as I don't have any ideas or shower.

[FSM with Cheddar]

My advice is
there is no "I in team".

But there is
ME
EAT
MEAT

[Platypus]

I've heard that "brain wave" is no longer politically correct as it discriminates against epileptics. The new term is "ideas shower".

Thought Shower

[Mustang]

But there is
ME
EAT
MEAT

You forgot TEA.......!!

[swamp]

and remind them all that there is no "I in team".

but there's a "u" in *****

[tim123]

So did you get a "full house"

tim

[BrowneIssue]

On 28/11/2007 I saved the following on my desktop ready for re-use. I copied it from an email from ClientCo. Evidently, its time has come:

"It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage. And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this."