I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.

[NotAllThere]

Personally I would paradigmatise the team synergy

Maybe we could takes this time to raise the team potential, by utilising the synergy paradigm, implicitly, or indeed explicitly, in a, vis-a-vis, groupwise embrace?

Or group hug for short.

[expat]

Yechhhh!

Some of you are suspiciously good at this

[Zippy]

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This afternoon I'm going to be telling you how our new Agile approach to development has reduced costs and maximised throughput enabling us to pluck the low-hanging fruit.

Now this is a chicken, this is a pig and this is a buffalo ........

I dare you

[Pondlife]

Why has no one mentioneed KPIs yet

[Rookie]

Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This afternoon I'm going to be telling you how our new Agile approach to development has reduced costs and maximised throughput enabling us to pluck the low-hanging fruit.

Now this is a chicken, this is a pig and this is a buffalo ........

I dare you

Great idea."You there. You're a chicken. You there stuffing your face, you're a pig and where's Fatty MacTastic? Well, he's a bloody buffalo"..

[Mich the Tester]

Why has no one mentioneed KPIs yet

We’re all too busy analysing this month’s performance dashboard. I was particularly impressed by the high scores for ‘corporate social responsibility’, which were obviously awarded for the thousands of skilled people ClientCo has now made available to the workforce and the way they’ve provided the social security office with a whole new class of customer.

[Pondlife]

We’re all too busy analysing this month’s performance dashboard. I was particularly impressed by the high scores for ‘corporate social responsibility’, which were obviously awarded for the thousands of skilled people ClientCo has now made available to the workforce and the way they’ve provided the social security office with a whole new class of customer.

You jest but current client has a 'goal' of zero deaths on site.

Every year they're getting closer.

[swamp]

Ask where the Information Radiator is. Do it.

[swamp]

Hey I've just made over 1000 posts. Never noticed!

[Sysman]

I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.

At first glance I thought this thread was about a witch hunt for vampires.