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I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.

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    #11
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    exltrapolate the quantum leap into blue sky horizons notwithstanding the out of the box bleeding edge.......
    Are we all on the same page, hitting the ground running to see if it will fly?
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #12
      Our plan is more than a plan; it’s a turnkey solution for leveraging the power of data mining to empower our customer service representatives and bring new élan to our market expansion drive.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        "....If that things works I'll eat my feet".
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #14
          buzzword bingo, superb!

          http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000...trip.print.gif

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            #15
            Some quality suggestions from the lads there.

            Don't forget the mind-numbing potential of a full-on Powerpoint presentation including pointless (but colourful) graphs, flying text and graphics and some sound effects.
            I suggest you take a few Pro Plus before you go.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Some quality suggestions from the lads there.

              Don't forget the mind-numbing potential of a full-on Powerpoint presentation including pointless (but colourful) graphs, flying text and graphics and some sound effects.
              I suggest you take a few Pro Plus before you go.
              Of course, don’t forget to raise the punters’ excited anticipation with the traditional ten minutes of fiddling with the laptop to find the bloody presentation, set up beamer mode, pile books under beamer and pass the extension cord over the table while spilling someone’s coffee.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #17
                Just make sure you're all singing from the same hymn sheet, and that the meeting is vanilla flavoured, but interesting.
                Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Synergise the team paradigm.
                  Personally I would paradigmatise the team synergy
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    "This needs to be ever-greened and given some personal bandwidth and facetime"

                    Supplied by: http://www.buzzwords4u.co.uk/

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                      #20
                      If you want to get technical, tell them you are going to leverage SOAP using XML over IIS.
                      Originally posted by cailin maith
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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