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I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.
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Are we all on the same page, hitting the ground running to see if it will fly?I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. -
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"....If that things works I'll eat my feet".I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Some quality suggestions from the lads there.
Don't forget the mind-numbing potential of a full-on Powerpoint presentation including pointless (but colourful) graphs, flying text and graphics and some sound effects.
I suggest you take a few Pro Plus before you go.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Of course, don’t forget to raise the punters’ excited anticipation with the traditional ten minutes of fiddling with the laptop to find the bloody presentation, set up beamer mode, pile books under beamer and pass the extension cord over the table while spilling someone’s coffee.Originally posted by Zippy View PostSome quality suggestions from the lads there.
Don't forget the mind-numbing potential of a full-on Powerpoint presentation including pointless (but colourful) graphs, flying text and graphics and some sound effects.
I suggest you take a few Pro Plus before you go.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Just make sure you're all singing from the same hymn sheet, and that the meeting is vanilla flavoured, but interesting.Gas masks don't fit snails...
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Personally I would paradigmatise the team synergyOriginally posted by NotAllThere View PostSynergise the team paradigm.Hard Brexit now!
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"This needs to be ever-greened and given some personal bandwidth and facetime"
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If you want to get technical, tell them you are going to leverage SOAP using XML over IIS.Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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