Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Previously on "I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM."
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On 28/11/2007 I saved the following on my desktop ready for re-use. I copied it from an email from ClientCo. Evidently, its time has come:
"It's about time you people started eating some reality sandwiches and get your ducks in a row. Perhaps we can then think about parking our cars in the same garage. And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this."
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Originally posted by Liability View PostMy advice is
there is no "I in team".
ME
EAT
MEAT
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Originally posted by dwm009 View PostI've heard that "brain wave" is no longer politically correct as it discriminates against epileptics. The new term is "ideas shower".
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My advice is
"touch base" with all of them
make sure you all have "joined up thinking"
make sure you highlight the "quick wins"
make sure you highlight "excellent progress"
and remind them all that there is no "I in team".
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I've heard that "brain wave" is no longer politically correct as it discriminates against epileptics. The new term is "ideas shower".
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostWhy has no one mentioneed KPIs yet
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I've a monthly stakeholder meeting at 4PM.
At first glance I thought this thread was about a witch hunt for vampires.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWe’re all too busy analysing this month’s performance dashboard. I was particularly impressed by the high scores for ‘corporate social responsibility’, which were obviously awarded for the thousands of skilled people ClientCo has now made available to the workforce and the way they’ve provided the social security office with a whole new class of customer.
Every year they're getting closer.
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