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Originally posted by Liability View Postdont kid yourself."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostNot quite the same but it's been a long time since a felt confident enough to blow £300 in the local lap dance emporium.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostOMG WTF does LIFO mean FFS?
Usually applied to those working in areas where work can easily be distributed to other remaining employees, who will be so gratefull to keep their jobs they wont moan about the extra workload."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Postahem...surely that's cause of the wife and kids thoughScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostLast In First Out.
Usually applied to those working in areas where work can easily be distributed to other remaining employees, who will be so gratefull to keep their jobs they wont moan about the extra workload.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostYou're right, it’s a mixture of new found responsibility, guilt and being skint, I couldn't go now as I'd be just thinking "that's some poor flipers daughter".
It happens
Have you ever seen that really cheesey Xmas film with Danny DeVito and Mathem Broderick, where they're at a Xmas fair and some hot girls are dancing in little skimpy santa outfits and they start going phwoar and shouting "who's your daddy?"...and the girls turn round and actually they're their daddies
Very funnyThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWould you take £100 per day?
I'd rather hold out a little bit longer and see what else comes when it starts to pick up.. £100 minus travel, holiday, pension, insurances from the limited blah blah works out pretty bad really... either client or agency are milking the situation I think.. I know you're gonna say it's better than earning £0 per day on the bench.The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by chris79 View PostI know you're gonna say it's better than earning £0 per day on the bench.The pope is a tard.Comment
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