Never mind the recession, here's some really important news

**d000hg** · 8 December 2008, 11:00

Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post

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A fairly unattractive actress is prepared to appear naked? Wow, that's a first.

**wxman** · 8 December 2008, 11:25

Actually... I do rate Emma Watson looks wise ...

**minestrone** · 8 December 2008, 11:30

Wild horses could not drag me off of her.

**NetwkSupport** · 8 December 2008, 11:34

walked past her in oxford street a while ago and to be honest, attractive girl next door but nothing to write home about.

**Doggy Styles** · 8 December 2008, 11:40

Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Wild horses could not drag me off of her.

Same here.

What about wild poisonous spiders, or if Pat Butcher from Eastenders was doing a poo on your head?

**BlasterBates** · 8 December 2008, 11:53

yeah...if Heidi Clum were to ask me out I'd tell to get stuffed.

**ratewhore** · 8 December 2008, 12:28

I have enough to hold me together without fame

Yes love, like the 20 million quid in the bank?

**NotAllThere** · 8 December 2008, 12:32

Three 'A's at A-level. What's that in old money? A C-grade O-level and couple of CSEs?

( I know one of her former teachers. She's quite smart really. ).

**Moscow Mule** · 8 December 2008, 12:45

She's exceptionally pretty, but I don't think she's "hot".

And I bet those eyebrows take some controlling. I bet they look like Dennis Healy's if she's not careful.

Never mind the recession, here's some really important news