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[Moscow Mule]

never heard of her

Bagpuss you're so un-hip, it's almost cool.

[Bagpuss]

never heard of her

[Moscow Mule]

She's exceptionally pretty, but I don't think she's "hot".

And I bet those eyebrows take some controlling. I bet they look like Dennis Healy's if she's not careful.

[NotAllThere]

Three 'A's at A-level. What's that in old money? A C-grade O-level and couple of CSEs?

( I know one of her former teachers. She's quite smart really. ).

[ratewhore]

I have enough to hold me together without fame

Yes love, like the 20 million quid in the bank?

[BlasterBates]

yeah...if Heidi Clum were to ask me out I'd tell to get stuffed.

[Doggy Styles]

Wild horses could not drag me off of her.

Same here.

What about wild poisonous spiders, or if Pat Butcher from Eastenders was doing a poo on your head?

[NetwkSupport]

walked past her in oxford street a while ago and to be honest, attractive girl next door but nothing to write home about.

[minestrone]

Wild horses could not drag me off of her.

[wxman]

Actually... I do rate Emma Watson looks wise ...

[d000hg]

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A fairly unattractive actress is prepared to appear naked? Wow, that's a first.

[DiscoStu]

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