the snip

[voodooflux]

"That," explains the nurse, as she dabs daintily at the corners of her mouth, "is the difference between private care and the National Health Service!"

I've been meaning to renew my BUPA membership.

[m__rfield]

Well I'm back. A little sore and spaced out but otherwise ok.

Apparently I have an epididymis and its looking quite healthy.

[wc2]

I missed this yesterday and by now, no doubt that the op has taken place..

I had the snip about 4 years ago.

Private medical centre in Bristol

I was told a very small percentage of men suffer during or after this procedure.

The little Chinese bloke who did the op rode up on his butcher’s bike complete with basket on the front. (This should have been the sign to run)

1st Injection painful but over in a few seconds.

1st incision a little hot but nothing major.

1st cut - The pain was something else - the 1st injection had not had the intended effect.

2nd injection very much the same as the 1st

2nd incision as the 1st

2nd cut the pain was something else - the 2nd injection had not had the intended effect.

The pain continued for about 10mins before both injections took their effect (Just a little too late)

After a sit down for about 10mins I was told to go and examine my nads to make sure they were not bleeding. Into a toilet I went and looked down.. I thought they had cut my old boy off. My nads were black and blue and swollen to 3 times their normal size.

I then spent 3 days led up as I could not move without severe pain.

I guess I was the small percentage

[BrianSnail]

m__rfield.

Classic renaming!

[zara_backdog]

Well I'm back. A little sore and spaced out but otherwise ok.

Apparently I have an epididymis and its looking quite healthy.

Well done !!

Hope you are feeling your old self soon

[Pondlife]

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Genius

[d000hg]

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Eew. What did he do, crush your balls with pliers like they do to farm animals?

[NotAllThere]

I think he took the cut-price option. http://bp0.blogger.com/_q_ozasYE1EM/...20/cartoon.jpg

(SFW - ish).

[m__rfield]

Classic renaming!

Do I get to keep the new name - and the downside of everyone on here knowing my predicament - and get my post count transferred ? One for the mods I guess.

Been a very stress free day for me so far, even down to the bit where I had to whip the little fellas out in front of the nurse (never been shy about that though). Didn't feel a thing and only very slight aching. All on the NHS too.

I am contemplating going into M&S now to get a -20% suit but I'm a tad worried about bleeding all over the changing rooms.

[Board Game Geek]

I am contemplating going into M&S now to get a -20% suit but I'm a tad worried about bleeding all over the changing rooms.

pair of boxers

Only if they removed both testicles...