Important Pot Noodle etiquette question...

[hyperD]

Pot Noodle Top Tip #253 (Russian Spy Theme)

1. Evaporate the liquid very slowly until you are left with a greasy residue of concentrated synthetic flavouring (try and get a beef or fish variant of Pot Noodle)

2. Apply concentrated flavoured oil to the outside palm-facing side of a skin-tight, clear plastic glove.

3. Shake hands with someone you don't like. They'll smell (of fish) for months.

[cojak]

Used the bread and butter technique.

Cheers chaps!

[Xenophon]

I'm hoping I can get the definitive answer from Xen...

Sorry I'm late replying. I've been out, breaking in my new Oliver Sweeneys.

Glad the bread and butter technique worked out ok.

[chef]

Sorry I'm late replying. I've been out, breaking in my new Oliver Sweeneys.

I prefer Church's or Paraboot but good choice also..

[TheBigYinJames]

Used the bread and butter technique.
Cheers chaps!

Np

[Bob Dalek]

My Spinning Fork arrived yesterday!



It even came with batteries.

Bombay Bad Boy for me tonight!

[Pondlife]

Is it wrong that I got the horn thinking of jacko with pot noodle juice dribbling down her chin?

Back in five.

[Xenophon]

Is it wrong that I got the horn thinking of jacko with pot noodle juice dribbling down her chin?

No.

Next.

[Bob Dalek]

No.

Next.

Depends what he did with it.

[Xenophon]

Depends what he did with it.

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