Important Pot Noodle etiquette question...

[Bob Dalek]

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Now I've got the horn.

[Xenophon]

Now I've got the horn.

[HeliCraig]

Bombay Bad Boy for me tonight!

NOW we are talking.

Is it wrong that I got the horn thinking of jacko with pot noodle juice dribbling down her chin?

Back in five.

You having two pot noodles? Or just a rest after the first one?

[Xenophon]

A Pot Noodle and a wank.

[thunderlizard]

If there is liquid left over at the bottom, you must have put too much water in. Your technique will improve with further bedsit-bound practice.

[Bob Dalek]

If there is liquid left over at the bottom, you must have put too much water in. Your technique will improve with further bedsit-bound practice.

No! Pot Noodle must always be slightly over-watered, to allow the herbs & spices to be coaxed to reveal their rare and exotic delicate perfumes & flavours, and then a proper mopping-up with bread & butter. I can see that the age of the TV chef and the renaissance of haut cuisine has passed you by unnoticed.

[PAH]

The real solution is something I stumbled upon in my student days:

Pot noodle and chips.

Suprisingly good, with the juice acting as gravy.

These days I rarely entertain myself with one, since they stopped making (or at least selling near me) the Seedy Sanchez chilli variety. Even my old favourite, Chicken and Mushroom, has been tampered with and is nothing like the good old days.

[Bob Dalek]

The real solution is something I stumbled upon in my student days:

Pot noodle and chips.

Suprisingly good, with the juice acting as gravy.

These days I rarely entertain myself with one, since they stopped making (or at least selling near me) the Seedy Sanchez chilli variety. Even my old favourite, Chicken and Mushroom, has been tampered with and is nothing like the good old days.

Bombay Bad Boy will restore your faith.

[Diver]

Is it wrong that I got the horn thinking of jacko with pot noodle juice dribbling down her chin?

Back in five.

I'm disgusted

(juice dribbling down her chin)

Just going to wash my hands, back in a mo

[thunderlizard]

Seedy Sanchez was the best. The only serious rival to Chicken and Mushroom.
I've tried a couple of the new ones - Lamb Hotpot and Chicken Satay - and they are horrible.