When you get to the bottom and there's only liquid left, do you throw it away or drink it?
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Important Pot Noodle etiquette question...
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Important Pot Noodle etiquette question...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I'm hoping I can get the definitive answer from Xen..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I spill it down my shirt.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Dip bread and butter into it.Originally posted by cojak View PostWhen you get to the bottom and there's only liquid left, do you throw it away or drink it?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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You smear it all over your writhing naked body.
I can help with this.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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swallow - never throw awayOriginally posted by cojak View PostWhen you get to the bottom and there's only liquid left, do you throw it away or drink it?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostI spill it down my shirt.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Slurp it all down whilst staring intently at the camera, then let a little bit dribble down the corner of your mouth.Comment
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Do you people really like Pot Noodle?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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