Leeds is almost in Scotland, isn't it?

[TheBigYinJames]

Er! fixed?
sort of defeats the object

You can make a wheel from a single casting. It has no moving parts.
It's a fixed component. It's useless without a bearing, axle etc, but it's
not a primary component.

[Incognito]

You'll find it's blind smugness, not jealousy...

Whatever mongrel.

[Sausage Surprise]

You can build a steam engine locomotive without wheels (sled, monorail, hovercraft) but you can't build a steam engine locomotive without a steam engine.

or Casey Jones - was he scotch as well?

[TheBigYinJames]

or Casey Jones - was he scotch as well?

I think he was bourbon.

[Diver]

You can make a wheel from a single casting. It has no moving parts.
It's a fixed component. It's useless without a bearing, axle etc, but it's
not a primary component.

You really need to develop a sense of humour BigYin

[TheBigYinJames]

You really need to develop a sense of humour BigYin

I'm holding the fort until Malvolio comes back

(also, for some strange javascripty reason, i can't use the smileys on the RHS, which is giving my postings a severe serious look at the moment)

[ratewhore]

Whatever mongrel.

You bring democracy to the outer reaches of the world and that's the gratitude you get...

[bogeyman]

I'm holding the fort until Malvolio comes back

(also, for some strange javascripty reason, i can't use the smileys on the RHS, which is giving my postings a severe serious look at the moment)

Well if you have to rely on smiley to get your point across...

[NickFitz]

(also, for some strange javascripty reason, i can't use the smileys on the RHS, which is giving my postings a severe serious look at the moment)

They should change the value of the title attribute so that, as well as showing the name of the smiley, it also shows the short code for it. Then you could hover the mouse cursor over it and read off what you had to type. Graceful degradation in action

(Currently the short code is in the alt attribute so you could also use a DOM inspector such as Firebug or, for IE, the MS Web Developer Toolbar to find it out.)

[Troll]

We should invest in rebuilding Hadrian's wall

Antonine Wall