A strong marriage policy IS the key !!

[BrilloPad]

and remember 1 in 5 kids are not 'daddy's'

I think it is 1 in 7 where paternity test requested. This indicates a level of suspicion anyway.

[realityhack]

Is this still going? Funny that we now have a Cyberman witch hunt.
Was going to respond properly, but you'd only call me Captain Sensible Pants again.


Keep up the good work. Pimms anyone? Would you prefer Pink Gin?

[BrilloPad]

Is this still going? Funny that we now have a Cyberman witch hunt.
Was going to respond properly, but you'd only call me Captain Sensible Pants again.


Keep up the good work. Pimms anyone? Would you prefer Pink Gin?

Both mixed together with a cherry and umbrella please!

[realityhack]

Both mixed together with a cherry and umbrella please!

That's the spirit! Here you go old chap. Happy thingummybob and all that, what what. <clink>

[snaw]

Divorce seems to be a modern phenomenon which I believe is due to poor moral upbringing of one of the married partners, if an affair is involved.

Very good trolling I must say, you've hit the right pitch of coming across like a complete moron but believable, and persistent with it.

[realityhack]

Very good trolling I must say, you've hit the right pitch of coming across like a complete moron but believable, and persistent with it.

Hardly unique behaviour here.

[EvilWeevil]

Very good trolling I must say, you've hit the right pitch of coming across like a complete moron but believable, and persistent with it.

Thankfully, the schools will be back next week.

[NotAllThere]

The word homophobic is a good example of newspeak - controlling thoughts through the language. All people who disapprove of homosexuality are instantly labelled as having an irrational fear of gays.

Not to say that some of those will have an irrational fear, but disapproval <> fear. Homosexist might be a more neutral term, but someone who disapproves of homosexual behaviour doesn't necessarily discriminate against gays.

So, well done to the politically correct thought police.

[Troll]

The word homophobic is a good example of newspeak - controlling thoughts through the language. All people who disapprove of homosexuality are instantly labelled as having an irrational fear of gays.

Not to say that some of those will have an irrational fear, but disapproval <> fear. Homosexist might be a more neutral term, but someone who disapproves of homosexual behaviour doesn't necessarily discriminate against gays.

So, well done to the politically correct thought police.

enough already with the sensible postings...

[realityhack]

The word homophobic is a good example of newspeak - controlling thoughts through the language. All people who disapprove of homosexuality are instantly labelled as having an irrational fear of gays.

Not to say that some of those will have an irrational fear, but disapproval <> fear. Homosexist might be a more neutral term, but someone who disapproves of homosexual behaviour doesn't necessarily discriminate against gays.

So, well done to the politically correct thought police.

A pair of freshly pressed chinos for that man.