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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs." -
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And was only recently reported in these hallowed forums that a giant turd had taken out powerlines in Bern.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...city-line.htmlDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Sounds like AtW's plans for world domination using Squirrels armed with frickin' lasers is coming along well!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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It knocked out coverage of the Olympics? What a fantastic little squirrel, a death in a noble cause that!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat link has no pics for me. However, following a link on that page gives:
"Jamie Oliver isst lieber in Slums, als in England
Der britische Starkoch Jamie Oliver..."
As we always suspected, Jamie is a starkoch.
http://objecttowers.typepad.com/the_...16/unknown.jpgI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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I see AtW's plan C. World domination with a highly trained squirrel army is coming to fruition
Squirrel Ninja suicide squadConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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