Downsizing

[BlasterBates]

If you can't afford the mortgage you can always downsize.

downsize

[TykeMerc]

Actually the killers were having 6 kids (contraception is free) and the father not working. The secured loan was just the icing on the cake.

[Pondlife]

After working in a factory for 15 years Philip had been diagnosed with Pigeon Fancier’s Lung — a disease caused by an allergy to pigeon dung which makes it hard to breathe.

[scooterscot]

6 kids!! Don't they know kids cost money?

[ThomasSoerensen]

1 income and 6 kids. What a great "gift" to give your children. Numpties.