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#1

Downsizing

6 August 2008, 11:12

If you can't afford the mortgage you can always downsize.

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6 August 2008, 11:24

Actually the killers were having 6 kids (contraception is free) and the father not working. The secured loan was just the icing on the cake.
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#4

6 August 2008, 11:28

6 kids!! Don't they know kids cost money?

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#5

6 August 2008, 11:28

1 income and 6 kids. What a great "gift" to give your children. Numpties.

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