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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    1 income and 6 kids. What a great "gift" to give your children. Numpties.

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  • scooterscot
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    6 kids!! Don't they know kids cost money?

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  • Pondlife
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    After working in a factory for 15 years Philip had been diagnosed with Pigeon Fancier’s Lung — a disease caused by an allergy to pigeon dung which makes it hard to breathe.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Actually the killers were having 6 kids (contraception is free) and the father not working. The secured loan was just the icing on the cake.

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Downsizing

    Downsizing

    If you can't afford the mortgage you can always downsize.

    downsize

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