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    Grey grey grey.

    Chimney sweep coming today so can't go far until that's done.

    Bleg.

    Thursday.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      And now I know why.

      History Of The Lucky Sweep

      The tradition of Chimney Sweeps being the bearer of good luck started just over 200 years ago after a London Chimney Sweeper saved the life of King George III. The sweep had been the only person with enough courage to stop the King's out of control horses and carriage and save the kings life.

      The King proclaimed that all sweeps were good luck and should be treated with respect. The folk law was established and to this day Chimney Sweepers are still invited to attend weddings and kiss the bride for good luck.
      Plan B anyone?

      What We Do

      Chimney Sweep Weddings strive to keep alive the age old tradition of lucky victorian chimney sweeps by attending wedding ceremonies within the North East of England with the aim of bringing the bride and groom luck and good fortune on their special day.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        Chimney sweep done.

        That was painless, but I can't see any point setting off anywhere at this stage of the day.

        Surprisingly the gas man turned up too, presumably in case the sweep found problems.
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          Dark clouds and pnissing it down here on the mainland


          Or as Clemenza would say.

          Leave the gun. Take the brolly.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Trench deeper yet. Spotted a wombat.
            Hang on, you can't just slip that in without further explanation !

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              Originally posted by zeitghost

              Digger in action. Several kangaroos, a wombat & a chap with corks round his hat present.

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                Today it is:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  Morning Zeity.

                  Nice to be back to some fresh air.

                  How many left now?
                  Hope you didnt eat too many to keep warm over the winter
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Got rid of 3 recently.

                    Two who were perfumed with curry, the other being a camel jockey.

                    PC?

                    What is this PC of which you speak?


                    Ok what did they do?
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      **It's reduced the length of the announcement in finest Gog by roughly 95%. Never use one Welsh word when 37 will do instead.
                      Do you speak the local lingo or is it too difficult for lizards?
                      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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