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Clearly it needs to be more enterprisely. Load the value from a database, or perhaps through a web-service.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishing -
Weekend, sunny, Monday? grey . tulipe.
Check on car insurance renewal - It gone up over £60!. and its got that auto-renew on it as well meaning I have phone the bastards
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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GALs are as entitled to a good feed then as the rest of us. Leftovers for a week too.Originally posted by zeitghostA few generally disappear over Xmas.Comment
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Crap day began last night when 6 y/o dropped his DS into the bath. sigh.
Wake up and there must have been a power bump because the e-mail server in the office is down.
Ad drizzly day outside, but at least its warm.
Contemplating applying for work at McLaren - surrey would be a Looong commute.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Morning
No real commute as hotel is walkable from clients
Cannot walk as somehow I managed to feck a knee up swimming last night!
First day in new open plan office and it's wall to wall totty distraction
First choice on seating plan meant I got the location to survey all that is before me with added bonus of wall behind so no chance of being snooped
Problem:
I have to take glasses off to read computer screen or write
I have to have glasses on to letch at totty
Don't want to go down bi-focal route
might be time for laser treatment
Will be leaving office mid afternoon for journey home
Thursday - it's the new Friday!How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Another problemOriginally posted by Troll View PostMorning
No real commute as hotel is walkable from clients
Cannot walk as somehow I managed to feck a knee up swimming last night!
First day in new open plan office and it's wall to wall totty distraction
First choice on seating plan meant I got the location to survey all that is before me with added bonus of wall behind so no chance of being snooped
Problem:
I have to take glasses off to read computer screen or write
I have to have glasses on to letch at totty
Don't want to go down bi-focal route
might be time for laser treatment
Will be leaving office mid afternoon for journey home
Thursday - it's the new Friday!
So many wimmin means the morning ritual is to witter on endlessly about what/who you did/saw/went to last night
Forgotten how noisy groups of wimmin can be... bit like the dawn chorusHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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crap day which will probably get crappier
Landlord booting everyone out on technicalities in tenancy agreements. Other tenants having to pay £125+VAT for 60 minutes to clear the space.
Bastards!
We've been told to leave by end of Dec. or sooner. Madly hunting for space.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Woke Up
Got out of Bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Looking up I notced I was late
I read the news today Oh Boy
Mr Cameron had just won the War
Altough the Pound was rather Low
They had to count them all -
Now they know how many Pounds it takes to fill the Eiffel Tower
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Like it!Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostWoke Up
Got out of Bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
Looking up I notced I was late
I read the news today Oh Boy
Mr Cameron had just won the War
Altough the Pound was rather Low
They had to count them all -
Now they know how many Pounds it takes to fill the Eiffel Tower

Oh, nearly forgot.
Grey, grey, grey,
Although at least it's not damp.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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