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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Morning.


    Shoot me now.
    If you'd just stand still.....
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Sewer (despite repair) still leaking. Plus the manhole cover is missing, so death trap.
      Quick Zeity, fling yourself down there and sue the council. You'll be set for life

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        Shirts & t-shirt weather today, 21c at the minute


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        "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Ratty disappeared from back lawn overnight. Sommat wanted him.
          Who or what is Ratty?

          Must have missed that episode.

          Cracking loud thunderstorm last night, accompanied by torrential rain.

          Sun trying to get out.

          At least it's dry.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            Oh dear, dead, dessicated rat just reminded me of reading 'La Peste' at school.

            Check yer armpits .......do GALs have armpits?

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              Perhaps you could try this?

              Dutch boy turns his dead rat into flying rodent - BBC Newsbeat

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                Starting new contract soon :

                Starting to suffer from 'demob fever' arrived at 10.00 today.
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  Warm and sunny here, if it wasn't Monday I might be smiling.
                  ǝןqqıʍ

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Train on time at 1 minute late. Class 143.
                    Only another 5 years of these snailrail deathtraps.

                    qh
                    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                      Bit grey and muggy here, hoping the sun comes through at some point soon and burns off all the grey.
                      ǝןqqıʍ

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