Originally posted by zeitghost
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Fed up now...
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If you'd just stand still....."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Quick Zeity, fling yourself down there and sue the council. You'll be set for lifeOriginally posted by zeitghostSewer (despite repair) still leaking. Plus the manhole cover is missing, so death trap.
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Shirts & t-shirt weather today, 21c at the minute
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Who or what is Ratty?Originally posted by zeitghostRatty disappeared from back lawn overnight. Sommat wanted him.
Must have missed that episode.
Cracking loud thunderstorm last night, accompanied by torrential rain.
Sun trying to get out.
At least it's dry.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Oh dear, dead, dessicated rat just reminded me of reading 'La Peste' at school.
Check yer armpits .......do GALs have armpits?Comment
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Starting new contract soon
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Starting to suffer from 'demob fever' arrived at 10.00 today.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Only another 5 years of these snailrail deathtraps.Originally posted by zeitghostTrain on time at 1 minute late. Class 143.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Bit grey and muggy here, hoping the sun comes through at some point soon and burns off all the grey.ǝןqqıʍComment
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