Fed up now...

[CheeseSlice]

FTFY

I'll give you that, but did you really miss the joke?

[zeitghost]

Bathroom flood caused by a 10p plastic saddle in the shower unit breaking allowing the feed pipe to part from the control valve.

Shower unit removed.

Endcap installed on pipe (£2.14 from B&Q).

Electrick wire selotaped up out of the way to prevent inadvertant electrocution.

[Bunk]

I'll give you that, but did you really miss the joke?

No, I got it. But I couldn't let it pass without pointing out that we (well, me anyway) have been known to stonewall a bit ourselves.

[barrydidit]

I live in hope that one day Zeity will experience the combination of class 150 luxury and train on time.

Maybe Monday

[DaveB]

I live in hope that one day Zeity will experience the combination of class 150 luxury and train on time.

Maybe Monday

Maybe we should have a CUK whip round and hire a private train for him for the day

[barrydidit]

Might I draw Sir's attention to the above, which, though I didn't mention it, was indeed a Class 150 actually on time.

In that case, I'll just have to raise you to:
1 Class 150
2 On time
3 Blind person installed

[Sysman]

Woke up too late for breakfast again.

Not coping with central heating switched on.

Yet.

My subconscious obviously wants to stay in bed.

My conscious doesn't think that's such a bad idea either.

[lilelvis2000]

Bright morning

Then bombshell - car insurance quote. Skyrocketed by over £80!

Jump online - everyone else more expensive.

What a bummer.

Lad at home, grounded. Me not getting any work done

[alreadypacked]

You should be looking forward to your long Christmas holiday.

Not like some of us heading to the airport on Christmas Eve

[alreadypacked]

Wot long Xmas holiday?

Well how many days do you have off?