gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
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I just think dog and I have a bone!Originally posted by realityhack View Postgives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
Inventory please! Is it still :-
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card, this appears to be for a mobile phone.
a small silver disc with no markings
a small blue key
a USB flash drive
a glass marble
You are holding a torch
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.Comment
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Inventory:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble
You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.Comment
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gandalf told me to take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier.Originally posted by realityhack View PostInventory:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble
You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.Comment
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take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.Comment
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Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead.Originally posted by realityhack View Posttake blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.Comment
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Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.
Your leg is bleeding.
-5 healthComment
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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm.Originally posted by realityhack View PostStand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.
Your leg is bleeding.
-5 healthComment
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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.Comment
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push blue key into Churchill's good eye. when churchill can no longer see kick him in the nads.Originally posted by realityhack View PostPrise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.Comment
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