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Am I going the right way? #2

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    Repeatedly shut the filing cabinet on the dog's head until he lets go or dies.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      Repeatedly shut the filing cabinet on the dog's head until he lets go or dies: You attempt to get the dog back into the filing cabinet to slam it's head in it. This does not work. A pitt bull terrier is biting you.

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        A pitt bull terrier is biting you. A lot.

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          The pitt bull terrier is still biting you.

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            jam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye.
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              and the key into the other, for good measure
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                jam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye: You use the torch to batter the dog in the eye. The dog whimpers, lets go, shakes it's head, and continues biting you.

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  jam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye: You use the torch to batter the dog in the eye. The dog whimpers, lets go, shakes it's head, and continues biting you.

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                  force fist down dog's throat

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                    force fist down dog's throat: You jam your fist down the dog's throat. The dog stops biting you. You now have a dog at the end of your arm. The dog's eyes are watering.

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      force fist down dog's throat: You jam your fist down the dog's throat. The dog stops biting you. You now have a dog at the end of your arm. The dog's eyes are watering.
                      force fist harder. use other arm to grab chewing gum and force up dog's nose.

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