push blue key into Churchill's good eye: There is no 'Churchill' here.
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Am I going the right way? #2
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
-
-
-
FFS who coded this! NickFitz - re-code this properly!Originally posted by realityhack View Postpush blue key into Churchill's good eye: There is no 'Churchill' here.
ok. ok. push blue key into dog's good eye. when dog can no longer see kick him in the nads. put satchel over its head and tie round neck.Comment
-
push blue key into dog's good eye: The dog has no 'good eye'. The dog is dead. You push the blue key into one of the dog's eyes. There is a squelching sound.Comment
-
Originally posted by realityhack View Postpush blue key into dog's good eye: The dog has no 'good eye'. The dog is dead. You push the blue key into one of the dog's eyes. There is a squelching sound.
<turns ninety degrees to right and walks forward as far as possible>Comment
-
turns ninety degrees to right and walks forward as far as possible: You are facing the East Wall of the room. You cannot walk forward any further. There is a small white switch in front of you, and a doorway to the right, criss-crossed with laser beams.Comment
-
<pushes small silver disc into laser beam>Originally posted by realityhack View Postturns ninety degrees to right and walks forward as far as possible: You are facing the East Wall of the room. You cannot walk forward any further. There is a small white switch in front of you, and a doorway to the right, criss-crossed with laser beams.Comment
-
pushes small silver disc into laser beam: You place the small silver disc in the path of the laser beam, breaking the optical circuit. You hear a siren and klaxons from the North, a commotion and voices to the East.Comment
-
<presses small white switch>Originally posted by realityhack View Postpushes small silver disc into laser beam: You place the small silver disc in the path of the laser beam, breaking the optical circuit. You hear a siren and klaxons from the North, a commotion and voices to the East.Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Today 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Yesterday 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29
- Taxed on money I haven't earned yet? Bold move, HMRC Jul 17 08:36
- The Fair Work Agency has got zero hours in its sights. Do you? Jul 16 08:44

Comment