push blue key into Churchill's good eye: There is no 'Churchill' here.
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postpush blue key into Churchill's good eye: There is no 'Churchill' here.
ok. ok. push blue key into dog's good eye. when dog can no longer see kick him in the nads. put satchel over its head and tie round neck.Comment
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push blue key into dog's good eye: The dog has no 'good eye'. The dog is dead. You push the blue key into one of the dog's eyes. There is a squelching sound.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postpush blue key into dog's good eye: The dog has no 'good eye'. The dog is dead. You push the blue key into one of the dog's eyes. There is a squelching sound.
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turns ninety degrees to right and walks forward as far as possible: You are facing the East Wall of the room. You cannot walk forward any further. There is a small white switch in front of you, and a doorway to the right, criss-crossed with laser beams.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postturns ninety degrees to right and walks forward as far as possible: You are facing the East Wall of the room. You cannot walk forward any further. There is a small white switch in front of you, and a doorway to the right, criss-crossed with laser beams.Comment
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pushes small silver disc into laser beam: You place the small silver disc in the path of the laser beam, breaking the optical circuit. You hear a siren and klaxons from the North, a commotion and voices to the East.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postpushes small silver disc into laser beam: You place the small silver disc in the path of the laser beam, breaking the optical circuit. You hear a siren and klaxons from the North, a commotion and voices to the East.Comment
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