presses small white switch: You switch the overhead lighting on. You hear shouting and a commotion, growing louder, from the North and East.
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In your poshest Northern accent declare that you are indeed Sparticus and you command that there be silence!Comment
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declare that you are indeed Sparticus and you command that there be silence!: You say 'I am indeed Sparticus and I command that there be silence!'. Nothing happens, except the sirens continuing and the commotion growing louder from the North and East. Somebody tries the North door, and starts to kick it in.Comment
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Load saved gameOriginally posted by realityhack View PostSave game: Game saved by oracleslave at 20:56 08/07/23"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Pickup the USB stick and place in your pocket. Pick up the remains of the dog, leave the room, return to the armed guard in the server room and present him with your gift.Comment
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[22:03 23/07/08 CUKMUD V2.0 session paused. State saved. Commands stored]
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Ewwwwwww - OS...... thats terrible!!Originally posted by oracleslave View PostStand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Press small white switch.Originally posted by realityhack View PostLoad saved game: Returning to last saved state. Loaded."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Cailin - it's not realOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostEwwwwwww - OS...... thats terrible!!
HTH"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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