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Am I going the right way? #2

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    gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
      I just think dog and I have a bone!

      Inventory please! Is it still :-

      You have a satchel containing:
      5 blank taxi receipts
      a sim card, this appears to be for a mobile phone.
      a small silver disc with no markings
      a small blue key
      a USB flash drive
      a glass marble

      You are holding a torch
      You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.

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        Inventory:

        Inventory

        You have a satchel containing:
        5 blank taxi receipts
        a sim card
        a small silver disc
        a small blue key
        a marble

        You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
        You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
        You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Inventory:

          Inventory

          You have a satchel containing:
          5 blank taxi receipts
          a sim card
          a small silver disc
          a small blue key
          a marble

          You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
          You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
          You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.
          gandalf told me to take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier.

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            take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.
              Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead.

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                Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.

                Your leg is bleeding.

                -5 health

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.

                  Your leg is bleeding.

                  -5 health
                  Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm.

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                    Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.
                      push blue key into Churchill's good eye. when churchill can no longer see kick him in the nads.

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