gives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postgives dog a bone: You do not have a bone to give to the dog.
Inventory please! Is it still :-
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card, this appears to be for a mobile phone.
a small silver disc with no markings
a small blue key
a USB flash drive
a glass marble
You are holding a torch
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.Comment
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Inventory:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble
You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostInventory:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
a small silver disc
a small blue key
a marble
You are holding a torch, it is switched on.
You are wearing a black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.
You have your right arm elbow-deep inside a pitt bull terrier, it looks quite confused.Comment
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take blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Posttake blue key in left arm and thrust into eye of churchill. I mean pit bull terrier: You stab the pitt bull terrier in the eye with the blue key. The pitt bull terrier is now half blind, and angry.Comment
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Stand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.
Your leg is bleeding.
-5 healthComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostStand on dogs hind leg. With your spare arm pull the dogs other hind leg in the other direction. Continue until dog is dead: You tear the dog in half. It is dead.
Your leg is bleeding.
-5 healthComment
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Prise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostPrise dogs jaws open and remove from your arm. Tear cloth from suit and stem bleeding in leg and arm: You remove the dog from your arm. You tear your suit and bandage your leg and arm. You are no longer losing blood.Comment
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