Manuvour (sp?) dog back into drawer and bash its head repeadly until dead.
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Am I going the right way? #2
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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force fist harder. use other arm to grab chewing gum and force up dog's nose: You push your arm further into the dog's throat. The dog's eyes are now very wide. You take the chewing gum and stuff it into the dog's nostrils. The mirror falls to the floor, and the laser grid is back in place across the doorway to the East.Comment
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RH - you are oficially bonkersBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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RH - you are oficially bonkers: I'm sorry, I do not understand what you mean by 'RH - you are oficially bonkers'Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostRH - you are oficially bonkers: I'm sorry, I do not understand what you mean by 'RH - you are oficially bonkers'
you are a nutter....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by realityhack View Postsay 'sit!': You say 'sit!'. The dog on your arm looks at you, and whimpers.Comment
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