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Am I going the right way? #2
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAlthough my geekdar goes off the scale when I read this thread and despite the butt-clenching embarrassment I feel at the geektastic effort many of you have put in, none more so than realityhack who has seriously outdone himself here...
...*realityhack is awarded +20 Xeno Geek Points.
Hooray! Birthday Geek Points! Cheers Xen.

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INV:
Inventory
You have a satchel containing:
5 blank taxi receipts
a sim card
2 small silver discs
a small blue key
a marble
07/08 Apple Inc tax returns
some soiled pictures of a Macintosh Portable
a lightbulb
a dead carrier pigeon
You are holding a torch, and a dog collar.
You are wearing a torn black business suit, white shirt, and black Loakes shoes.Comment
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LOOK:
You are in a glass atrium which extends ahead of you to the West, with a glass ceiling and wall, much like a conservatory, to the North. There is a lift door to the south, and an indoor flowerbed with shrubs and bushes to the North in front of the glass. Exits E, W and S.Comment
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