Repeatedly shut the filing cabinet on the dog's head until he lets go or dies.
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Am I going the right way? #2
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Repeatedly shut the filing cabinet on the dog's head until he lets go or dies: You attempt to get the dog back into the filing cabinet to slam it's head in it. This does not work. A pitt bull terrier is biting you.
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jam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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and the key into the other, for good measure"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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jam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye: You use the torch to batter the dog in the eye. The dog whimpers, lets go, shakes it's head, and continues biting you.
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force fist down dog's throatOriginally posted by realityhack View Postjam the torch as hard as you can into the dog's eye: You use the torch to batter the dog in the eye. The dog whimpers, lets go, shakes it's head, and continues biting you.
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force fist down dog's throat: You jam your fist down the dog's throat. The dog stops biting you. You now have a dog at the end of your arm. The dog's eyes are watering.Comment
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force fist harder. use other arm to grab chewing gum and force up dog's nose.Originally posted by realityhack View Postforce fist down dog's throat: You jam your fist down the dog's throat. The dog stops biting you. You now have a dog at the end of your arm. The dog's eyes are watering.Comment
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