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Now Legal to kill & Maim Burglars

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    #31
    Originally posted by Advocate View Post
    What odds are you offering?
    3:1 (you are likely to be outnumbered )

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      #32
      Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
      I have a staffie cross (ahem) and a bull terrier down there. My only concern would be how to mop up the remains.
      Poisoning them should take about 20 min.

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        #33
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Poisoning them should take about 20 min.
        Pikeys spray them with lighter fuel and feed them a match.

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          #34
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Poisoning them should take about 20 min.
          To poison them you have to still have your fingers.
          Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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            #35
            Originally posted by expat View Post
            Pikeys spray them with lighter fuel and feed them a match.
            Are you talking about dogs or French students?

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              #36
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              That's wot them French blokes thought in sarf London. They were burgled twice, 2nd time they were also stabbed 200 times and set on fire.
              Was he a burglar? Seems more like psychopath than a proper burglar.

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                #37
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Are you talking about dogs or French students?
                but funny

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Yes, and the police would have arrested Martin for false imprisonment and then released the burglars uncharged.

                  They would have then returned again. At some point they would have tackled the old man, and likely killed him.

                  He is a national hero and should be made King of England and have been allowed to appear on Big Brother.
                  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...--offence.html

                  http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...1/ai_n12651910

                  Ahem!
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                    Was he a burglar? Seems more like psychopath than a proper burglar.
                    You can't even get fooking proper burglars anymore in this country.

                    http://brackishwater.files.wordpress...11/burglar.jpg

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      The only crime Tony Martin committed is telling the police the truth.
                      How do you know he did?

                      He had form, too - not as much as the scum he shot, but he is hardly a shining example. He was banned from having a gun after a previous incident.

                      Booby trapping your house and shooting someone dead in the back is hardly the act of a hero, although I accept that the Police let him down and the kid was hardly a loss to society.

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