Now Legal to kill & Maim Burglars

[DimPrawn]

Sadly, even Arnie isn't strong enough for a hand held one...

And then there's the two lead acid batteries you need to power it...

Yes he is, he had one in Predator.

[BrilloPad]

As long as the police continue to regard burglaries and muggings as a non-offence, and as long as the law prevents people giving burglars a beating, there will continue to be problems with property crime.

At fathers 4 justice we used to turn up at a court or a judge's house. It is amazing how many police turn up!

Once Jolly dressed as father christmas and perched on a judge's roof. He was threatened with a shotgun. The judge was not prosecuted - I bet any member of the public in the same situation would have been.

There are enough police - but they don't look after the public or are filling in paperwork.

I bet most police aren't happy with this either...

[Xenophon]

Yes he is, he had one in Predator.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[HairyArsedBloke]

There are enough police - but they don't look after the public or are filling in paperwork.

Too right. When Wales was at the school next door they found shead loads of ol' Bill to hang around. These were local plod not royal protection bobbies. The rest of the time all they do is ride around and hassel some poor asian kids or something. It'll be three days before you'll hear from 'em if someone breaks into your home; if they turn up at all.

Like most public sector workers: fracking useless most of the time.

[TimberWolf]

I don't think most burglars want to kill you. The vast majority just want to nick all your stuff.

[DimPrawn]

I don't think most burglars want to kill you. The vast majority just want to nick all your stuff.

That's wot them French blokes thought in sarf London. They were burgled twice, 2nd time they were also stabbed 200 times and set on fire.

[oracleslave]

I don't think most burglars want to kill you. The vast majority just want to nick all your stuff.

Are you willing to gamble your and your families life on that hunch when you hear a noise downstairs at night?

[Advocate]

Are you willing to gamble your and your families life on that hunch when you hear a noise downstairs at night?

What odds are you offering?

[TheBigYinJames]

Are you willing to gamble your and your families life on that hunch when you hear a noise downstairs at night?

I have a staffie cross (ahem) and a bull terrier down there. My only concern would be how to mop up the remains.

[BrilloPad]

I don't think most burglars want to kill you. The vast majority just want to nick all your stuff.

Well thats all right then! I'll just leave my front door open so they don't do any damage on the way in?