Recession money-saving tips

[chris79]

Avoid paying for dishwashing liquid and the unnecessary expense of a dishwasher by licking all your plates sparkly-clean and placing them back in the cupboard.

This has the added advantage of challenging/bolstering your immune system, saving you money on antibiotics and vitamins.

I'm sure I read that one in the Viz

[basshead]

My money saving tip is to stop driving with your foot glued to the accelerator, get in the slow lane and get home at around the same time having used considerably less fuel and having less worn brake pads.

[DaveB]

Avoid paying for dishwashing liquid and the unnecessary expense of a dishwasher by licking all your plates sparkly-clean and placing them back in the cupboard.

This has the added advantage of challenging/bolstering your immune system, saving you money on antibiotics and vitamins.

Or get a dog, who will do the job better and faster saving you the time and effort!

[Solent]

I find an elastic band covered in toothpaste makes an ideal chewing gum replacement

[sasguru]

I have a tip:-

Move up north where the economy is 'sensible', where people don't pay £500,000 and sign up for 60 year mortgages to buy a bedsit, where the air is clean, people are friendly, and life is good!

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With all those advantages you'd expect them to be fitter, slimmer and healthier wouldn't you?
Shame that all the stats show the opposite.
Is it coz Northeners is thick and can't stay of the lard?

[TheBigYinJames]

With all those advantages you'd expect them to be fitter, slimmer and healthier wouldn't you?
Shame that all the stats show the opposite.

Chippies are better in the north. QED.

[FiveTimes]

Chippies are better in the north. QED.

WHS

[oracleslave]

Chippies are better in the north. QED.

grimmer

[TheBigYinJames]

grimmer

Where else but a northern chippie can you buy (and pay good money for) 'scrapings' - which are the burnt frazzled pieces of crapola left over after the fish are all gone?

Ah, you can feel your arteries hardening as you read it!

[AZZIK]

My money saving tip is to stop driving with your foot glued to the accelerator, get in the slow lane and get home at around the same time having used considerably less fuel and having less worn brake pads.

Oh come on, be sensible!