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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWith all those advantages you'd expect them to be fitter, slimmer and healthier wouldn't you?
Shame that all the stats show the opposite.
Is it coz Northeners is thick and can't stay of the lard?
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Southerners can't spell?The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
Ah, you can feel your arteries hardening as you read it!Comment
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Originally posted by chris79 View Postbecause
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Southerners can't spell?Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIrony, sarcasm or wit are not your bosom bedfellows, are they?The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWith all those advantages you'd expect them to be fitter, slimmer and healthier wouldn't you?
Shame that all the stats show the opposite.
Is it coz Northeners is thick and can't stay of the lard?
/Was never much good at geography/ology....
hmm i'm reminded of the guy who did the weather on those floating bits of the UK...B00med!Comment
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostIt's cus there's fewer people up north, to keep the balance the same they need to be fatter than you poncy southerners; be thankful otherwise Saaarf England would tip into the sea!
/Was never much good at geography/ology....The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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Originally posted by Advocate View Post
hmm i'm reminded of the guy who did the weather on those floating bits of the UK...Comment
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