What do they look like?

[oracleslave]

Reminds me.

I once turned up to a (fancy dress) party in just my boxers. The host said, "wot the hell are you?".

A premature ejaculation I said.

Eh? she replied.

"I've just come in my pants".


IGMC

made my morning that did

[beeker]

WTF is your problem?

Nice and high standard always, beeker. Note - not mascara, eyeliner. Do you know the difference?

Get yourself along to the next CUK do and I'll show you how it works.

Quick theory for you and this has been field-tested by me countless times. The chaps that are unnerved by peacocking males and generally afraid and put off. They think they are being 'alpha-maled'.

Some guys react by shying away. Others have a pop - like you. To me it matters not. All you do is serve to prove to my target that I can demonstrate higher value even in the situation where another male is uncomfortable.

So thanks.

I could be wrong but: eyeliner goes on the eyelid just above the eyelashes? Mascara goes on the lashes themselves? Do i get 10/10? probably not.

I've not got the problem, if you think guys are unnerved by it you may rate yourself too highly. I just see it as a bit 'feminine' and not something guy's should be, nor need to be doing.

The fact it's even called "peacocking" makes me laugh. hehe, peacocking. Anyway, doing something because you know it will create controversy doesn't make it right - in reference to your field testing.

So, without getting all sweaty about it - I dont approve and most girls I know don't approve. As someone else stated though, I guess it's down to your social circle. I'ma drummer and have met plenty of goth guys who are into that kind of Jazz - whatever flicks your switch.

However, it seems to me that you dress 'conventionally' and stick a bit of eyeliner on. I just think thats a bit too feminine. You might as well start mincing!!

[TheBigYinJames]

You might as well start mincing!!

Mmmm, mince. And onions.

[beeker]

nice flounce!

thats the word i was looking for!! haha!

[Lucy]

I could be wrong but: eyeliner goes on the eyelid just above the eyelashes? Mascara goes on the lashes themselves? Do i get 10/10? probably not.

It's actually more complicated than that, it is meant to go between the eyelashes and is quite difficult to do well and not look like a big line across the eye.

HTH

[DimPrawn]

WTF is your problem?

Nice and high standard always, beeker. Note - not mascara, eyeliner. Do you know the difference?

Get yourself along to the next CUK do and I'll show you how it works.

Quick theory for you and this has been field-tested by me countless times. The chaps that are unnerved by peacocking males and generally afraid and put off. They think they are being 'alpha-maled'.

Some guys react by shying away. Others have a pop - like you. To me it matters not. All you do is serve to prove to my target that I can demonstrate higher value even in the situation where another male is uncomfortable.

So thanks.

Save yourself some time in the morning.

http://www.permanent-eye-enhancement.co.uk/

Busy mothers, sporty outdoor people, busy professionals and image conscious people are all good candidates for eyeliner enhancements created by the cosmetic tattoo procedure.

[beeker]

It's actually more complicated than that, it is meant to go between the eyelashes and is quite difficult to do well and not look like a big line across the eye.

HTH

I hate failing tests!

hud on, how can it go between the eyelashes?! like someone near to us - i'm confused!

edit - removed personal inference.

[Lucy]

Hard to explain, but you kind of fill in the spaces between your eyelashes with eyepencil, very few people do it well. It just makes you look like you have better defined eyes, not a stripe.

[RichardCranium]

Note - not mascara, eyeliner. Do you know the difference?

Get yourself along to the next CUK do and I'll show you how it works.

What a tart.

You're worrying too much, petal.

Just so long as you don't start trying to pull us blokes and thereby showing us up in public, you just go your own sweet way, ducks.

It isn't really a problem you to us that you don't feel you can leave the house without putting your face on first, sweetie. Just don't try and pretend it's normal just because you and your pretty little friends do it. Okay?

[DimPrawn]

I won't mention my giant handle-bar tash and dripping red lip gloss combo then.