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Is chocolate better than sex

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    #51
    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?
    What? No Cuddles? You heartless bitch!
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #52
      It is not decided.

      Chocolate will never be better than sex.

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        #53
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        me and KW will try not to take offence to that....
        Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
        I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #54
          Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
          when it comes off I get scared.
          That's quite some flirting technique

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            #55
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
            I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.
            Me too - I am actually married with 4 kids - not some crazy ass loon dressed in a nuns outfit
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #56
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              That's quite some flirting technique
              He's like Bill Clinton, when she gets too close, he fires off a couple of warning shots!

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                #57
                Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                He's like Bill Clinton, when she gets too close, he fires off a couple of warning shots!
                I'll bow to your superior knowledge on this one

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                  #58
                  you want to get yourself a class a drug habit then woodworm is as good as sex.

                  See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                    Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
                    I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.

                    I'm not offended either, I know that it is always scary meeting others who could potentially be "the one"
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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