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Is chocolate better than sex
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostIt depends on the chocolate I guess.
I imagine those long knobbly Lion Bars would do the job quite nicely, but those floppy Curly Wurlys not so well.
And a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThat's wrong on many levels.
Chocolate body paint is a great invention. Give it a whirl.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDon't forget the Whip!
Add that to your gift list Lucy.Comment
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostIs that another name for baby gravy?Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI've got a lovely white dress...
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
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Yeah, I would have to agree that chocolate is not better than sex....
having said that, chocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postchocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)Comment
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