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Is chocolate better than sex

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    #21
    Originally posted by Tensai View Post
    Chocolate WITH sex is a compromise. Just a bit sticky.

    HTH
    Not a good idea as it leaves your bedroom looking like a cell in the Maze prison circa 197?. Why not complete the picture and refuse to eat for that complete Bobby Sands look!
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #22
      Originally posted by moorfield View Post
      It depends on the chocolate I guess.

      I imagine those long knobbly Lion Bars would do the job quite nicely, but those floppy Curly Wurlys not so well.

      And a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
      That's wrong on many levels.

      Chocolate body paint is a great invention. Give it a whirl.

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        #23
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        That's wrong on many levels.

        Chocolate body paint is a great invention. Give it a whirl.
        Don't forget the Whip!

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Don't forget the Whip!
          And there you go...

          Add that to your gift list Lucy.

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            #25
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Is that another name for baby gravy?
            Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
            "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
            Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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              #26
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I've got a lovely white dress...

              <cough>

              Did I say that aloud?


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                #27
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


                Another brother comes out

                Zeity - I think you have just pulled...

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post


                  Another brother comes out

                  I think Zeity is in to cross dressing, not the full-on face rammed in the pillow bum-love thing. Only a guess mind.

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                    #29
                    Yeah, I would have to agree that chocolate is not better than sex....
                    having said that, chocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                      chocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)
                      So where do you usually go? And how much do you pay?

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