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Is chocolate better than sex
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How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI've had some really bad chocolate in my time. Also some epicly bad sex.
Are we talking good chocolate vs. good sex?Comment
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You have much to learn.Originally posted by Lucy View PostHow can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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No wonder your BF is miserable.Originally posted by Lucy View PostHow can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?
And don't call me Shirley.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
me and KW will try not to take offence to that....
I think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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It'll help you pass the time I am sureOriginally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostI think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostNo wonder your BF is miserable.
And don't call me Shirley.
No. He is the reason I am miserable.Comment
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Find another then hunni - there's plenty aroundOriginally posted by Lucy View PostNo. He is the reason I am miserable.
Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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It's complicated.Originally posted by kali View PostFind another then hunni - there's plenty around
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So it's decided Chocolate is better than sex. Lucy, want a portion for a Twirl?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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