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    #31
    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    Yeah, I would have to agree that chocolate is not better than sex....
    having said that, chocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)
    Unless you are some sort of munter sex is easy to get for a woman. Walk itno any bar and shout "who wants to shag me". I bet you get a result.
    Quality sex with a quality bloke might be harder to find. PM me.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #32
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      So where do you usually go? And how much do you pay?
      Got some good stuff in Geneva - top quality, expensive as well!
      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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        #33
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Got some good stuff in Geneva - top quality, expensive as well!
        white or brown?
        Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
        "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
        Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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          #34
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          So where do you usually go? And how much do you pay?
          There's vending machines on each floor of my building (the nearest one to me is about 10 yards away) and the most expensive chocolate bar is 45p.
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #35
            Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
            Unless you are some sort of munter sex is easy to get for a woman. Walk itno any bar and shout "who wants to shag me". I bet you get a result.
            Quality sex with a quality bloke might be harder to find. PM me.
            you are such a chancer....
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #36
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              you are such a chancer....
              Don't tell anyone, but I would run a mile if any of you ladies accepted my propositions.
              I am not qualified to give the above advice!

              The original point and click interface by
              Smith and Wesson.

              Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                #37
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                you are such a chancer....
                He reminds me of "Glen Quagmire" from "Family Guy"

                Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
                Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
                Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
                Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
                Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
                Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
                Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
                Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
                Brooke: What?
                Quagmire: Yes.
                Quagmire: "Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
                Woman (man voice) : "Sure."
                Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute...pre-op or post-op?"
                Woman: "Pre-op."
                Quagmire: "Whoa, transvestite, back off!"
                Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
                (Quagmire to lady)
                Quagmire: If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                  Don't tell anyone, but I would run a mile if any of you ladies accepted my propositions.
                  me and KW will try not to take offence to that....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    He reminds me of "Glen Quagmire" from "Family Guy"
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #40
                      I've had some really bad chocolate in my time. Also some epicly bad sex.

                      Are we talking good chocolate vs. good sex?

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