Is chocolate better than sex

[Lucy]

Mmmm... I'm not in love with it...

I suppose the orange would look alright with a white outfit, but it's not really me

I have a really nice navy skirt and cardigan, which I wear with a frilly blouse, I think it would really work. Navy and orange, yes!

BTW who wears a white outfit? The only white dress I have is for tennis...

[TimberWolf]

The next possiblity...

Calf leather, how do you cook it?

It might be an okay place to store chocolate, but otherwise seems to lack its nutritional qualities and is useless as a chocolate replacement.

[Bagpuss]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

Sometimes it's like a Marathon, you have to take a break, before you give it another Twirl. Whisper something in her ear if you want the Bounty. She won't just play with your Twirly Whirley, first you must administer some Turkish Delight. Not all men are from Mars.

[BrilloPad]

I've got a lovely white dress...

<cough>

Did I say that aloud?

What do you wear under it?

On second thoughts I dont want to know...

[BrilloPad]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

I have always found that women prefer chocolate to sex. or maybe it is just sex with me...

[Tensai]

Chocolate WITH sex is a compromise. Just a bit sticky.

HTH

[moorfield]

It depends on the chocolate I guess.

I imagine those long knobbly Lion Bars would do the job quite nicely, but those floppy Curly Wurlys not so well.

And a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.

[hyperD]

Is chocolate better than sex?

It's certainly cheaper.

[kali]

I do hate this ad.

Obviously it is not, and women (or the Addams who thought of the idea) who think it is, have never had any.

So there.

(It is almost offensively hypocritical to assert that all women love chocolate or can replace sex with it. FFS I only like 75% cocoa chocolate - very occasionally or coco pops when I feel ill don't ask me why)

Well I do like chocolate actually, especially if it's white (mmmmmn) but better than sex? No, but you can have a lot of fun with white chocolate sauce......

[Bagpuss]

Well I do like chocolate actually, especially if it's white (mmmmmn) but better than sex? No, but you can have a lot of fun with white chocolate sauce......

Is that another name for baby gravy?