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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
    I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.

    I'm not offended either, I know that it is always scary meeting others who could potentially be "the one"

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  • Mr Crosby
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    you want to get yourself a class a drug habit then woodworm is as good as sex.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    He's like Bill Clinton, when she gets too close, he fires off a couple of warning shots!
    I'll bow to your superior knowledge on this one

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    That's quite some flirting technique
    He's like Bill Clinton, when she gets too close, he fires off a couple of warning shots!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
    I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.
    Me too - I am actually married with 4 kids - not some crazy ass loon dressed in a nuns outfit

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    when it comes off I get scared.
    That's quite some flirting technique

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    me and KW will try not to take offence to that....
    Don't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
    I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.

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  • Lucy
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    It is not decided.

    Chocolate will never be better than sex.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?
    What? No Cuddles? You heartless bitch!

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  • Bagpuss
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    So it's decided Chocolate is better than sex. Lucy, want a portion for a Twirl?

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by kali View Post
    Find another then hunni - there's plenty around
    It's complicated.

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  • kali
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    No. He is the reason I am miserable.
    Find another then hunni - there's plenty around

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    No wonder your BF is miserable.

    And don't call me Shirley.

    No. He is the reason I am miserable.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    I think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......
    It'll help you pass the time I am sure

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  • KathyWoolfe
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    me and KW will try not to take offence to that....

    I think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......

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