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Is chocolate better than sex

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    #41
    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
    There's vending machines on each floor of my building (the nearest one to me is about 10 yards away) and the most expensive chocolate bar is 45p.
    Ok, I'll charge you 44p for the sex. It's my best offer.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
      I've had some really bad chocolate in my time. Also some epicly bad sex.

      Are we talking good chocolate vs. good sex?
      How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?

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        #43
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post
        How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?
        You have much to learn.
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #44
          Originally posted by Lucy View Post
          How can sex be bad for a man, all you have to do is get your rocks off and you are happy, surely?
          No wonder your BF is miserable.

          And don't call me Shirley.

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            #45
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            me and KW will try not to take offence to that....

            I think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #46
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              I think I might take offence anyway....after all I'm not doing anything else this afternoon.......
              It'll help you pass the time I am sure
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #47
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                No wonder your BF is miserable.

                And don't call me Shirley.

                No. He is the reason I am miserable.

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Lucy View Post
                  No. He is the reason I am miserable.
                  Find another then hunni - there's plenty around
                  Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
                  "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
                  Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by kali View Post
                    Find another then hunni - there's plenty around
                    It's complicated.

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                      #50
                      So it's decided Chocolate is better than sex. Lucy, want a portion for a Twirl?
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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