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Is chocolate better than sex
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Not a good idea as it leaves your bedroom looking like a cell in the Maze prison circa 197?. Why not complete the picture and refuse to eat for that complete Bobby Sands look!Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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That's wrong on many levels.Originally posted by moorfield View PostIt depends on the chocolate I guess.
I imagine those long knobbly Lion Bars would do the job quite nicely, but those floppy Curly Wurlys not so well.
And a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
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Don't forget the Whip!Originally posted by realityhack View PostThat's wrong on many levels.
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And there you go...Originally posted by Churchill View PostDon't forget the Whip!
Add that to your gift list Lucy.
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Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI've got a lovely white dress...
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Zeity - I think you have just pulled...Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
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I think Zeity is in to cross dressing, not the full-on face rammed in the pillow bum-love thing. Only a guess mind.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
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Yeah, I would have to agree that chocolate is not better than sex....
having said that, chocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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So where do you usually go? And how much do you pay?Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Postchocolate is far easier to get (and less expensive too)
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