Originally posted by Lucy
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Is chocolate better than sex
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postme and KW will try not to take offence to that....
I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Postwhen it comes off I get scared.Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDon't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostThat's quite some flirting techniqueComment
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostHe's like Bill Clinton, when she gets too close, he fires off a couple of warning shots!Comment
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you want to get yourself a class a drug habit then woodworm is as good as sex.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDon't be offended dear. I was just saying that I am all front, a keyboard warrior. Once confronted with real life I am off sharpish.
I flirt for fun, but when it comes off I get scared.
I'm not offended either, I know that it is always scary meeting others who could potentially be "the one"It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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