Road Rage

[Churchill]

Nooooooo! <sighs>

In order for this to happen the creator (I have some suspicions) will have to lead us through a series of pathetic missadventures into the dating game, the likes of which we haven't seen since sprite boy. This will be followed by them joining a dating site, inevitably leading to the long drawn out dilema of whether the latest fictional partner is 'the one'.

The next step in the process is for weekly doomsday scenarios, is she cheating, am I impotent, I don't like her parents, I feel suffocated etc etc ad nauseum.

It's gonna be a looong summer I fear.

At least his dog loves him, but don't tell the RSPCA...

[threaded]

Took a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.

[Churchill]

Took a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.

unreliable italian junk - Shirley?

[Pondlife]

Took a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.

Classic!

[BoredBloke]

Took a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.

Punto

[Sausage Surprise]

I did the windscreen washer trick to get him to back off

WTF is that?

[Jog On]

WTF is that?

I was going to ask the same thing - sounds scary whatever it is

[BrilloPad]

WTF is that?

Is it something to do with a bidet(rear wash wipe)?

[Chugnut]

WTF is that?

I take my cardy off and carefully wedge the accelerator pedal down with it, maintaining an economical 56mph.

Then I climb out of the sunroof, edge along the roof, and remove the rear window wiper. Holding on with one hand to the racing spoiler I had fitted, I then wag the wiper disapprovingly at the driver whilst giving them a hard stare like Paddington bear.

It always seems to work!

Wilmslow.

[Wilmslow]

WTF is that?

Use the windscreen washer on the front – if people drive too close they get sprayed.