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Took a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostTook a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.
unreliable italian junk - Shirley?Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostTook a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.
Classic!Comment
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Originally posted by threaded View PostTook a drive down to my summer house in Holland and back over the weekend and the only road rage I got was on the motorway in Denmark. Put that down to it being italian exotica with danish plates in Denmark, they get ever so jealous.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI did the windscreen washer trick to get him to back offBlood in your pooComment
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostWTF is that?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostWTF is that?Comment
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostWTF is that?
Then I climb out of the sunroof, edge along the roof, and remove the rear window wiper. Holding on with one hand to the racing spoiler I had fitted, I then wag the wiper disapprovingly at the driver whilst giving them a hard stare like Paddington bear.
It always seems to work!
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostWTF is that?Comment
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