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Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll
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Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll
49Work22.45%11Friend of Friend Introduction (etc)12.24%6Speed dating or similar2.04%1The Park (she came quietly)2.04%1The Park (I lept out a bush)0.00%0Pub / Night Out24.49%12Members of same group (e.g. walking group)10.20%5Dogging12.24%6Arrange marriage4.08%2AndyW - I'm single and using the AndyW dating service.10.20%5 -
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No 'I'm single on purpose' option and you used an upper case w on Andyw. Tsk, tsk...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I'm bored...what can I say. Today I am on site at secondary client co. Its hard (yep...you perv).Originally posted by Xenophon View PostThere, there, there, SP, you keyboard monkey.
4 days in a warehouse now I'm back in an office with some fine, fine women and its like the last 6 months in that fashion department for last client co never happened.
I'm a sucker for their looks again where as the last 6 months I had built up an immunity and was a hard nosed bugger that didn't get swayed by the bulging cleavage.
Dammit. My productivity is through the floor again.Comment
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Am I allowed to award Xeno Geek Points. Its like a share issue back to the company.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostNo 'I'm single on purpose' option and you used an upper case w on Andyw. Tsk, tsk...Comment
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Who the hell belongs to a 'walking group' and do they realise that life is only about 25,000 days long?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Hehe - feel free my friend!Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostAm I allowed to award Xeno Geek Points. Its like a share issue back to the company.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I met SASguru's girlfriend dogging, does that count?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I understand.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI'm a sucker for their looks again where as the last 6 months I had built up an immunity and was a hard nosed bugger that didn't get swayed by the bulging cleavage.
I interviewed someone once who was so utterly, jaw-droppingly gorgeous that my heart pounded the entire time and I completely lost myself in her beauty and forgot where I was or what I was supposed to be saying.
Boobs etc. do that to a man.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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