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Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

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    Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

    Please await witty poll.
    49
    Work
    22.45%
    11
    Friend of Friend Introduction (etc)
    12.24%
    6
    Speed dating or similar
    2.04%
    1
    The Park (she came quietly)
    2.04%
    1
    The Park (I lept out a bush)
    0.00%
    0
    Pub / Night Out
    24.49%
    12
    Members of same group (e.g. walking group)
    10.20%
    5
    Dogging
    12.24%
    6
    Arrange marriage
    4.08%
    2
    AndyW - I'm single and using the AndyW dating service.
    10.20%
    5

    #2
    There, there, there, SP, you keyboard monkey.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      No 'I'm single on purpose' option and you used an upper case w on Andyw. Tsk, tsk...
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        There, there, there, SP, you keyboard monkey.
        I'm bored...what can I say. Today I am on site at secondary client co. Its hard (yep...you perv).

        4 days in a warehouse now I'm back in an office with some fine, fine women and its like the last 6 months in that fashion department for last client co never happened.

        I'm a sucker for their looks again where as the last 6 months I had built up an immunity and was a hard nosed bugger that didn't get swayed by the bulging cleavage.

        Dammit. My productivity is through the floor again.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          No 'I'm single on purpose' option and you used an upper case w on Andyw. Tsk, tsk...
          Am I allowed to award Xeno Geek Points. Its like a share issue back to the company.

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            #6
            Who the hell belongs to a 'walking group' and do they realise that life is only about 25,000 days long?
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Again with the horrid to Andyw

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                Am I allowed to award Xeno Geek Points. Its like a share issue back to the company.
                Hehe - feel free my friend!
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  I met SASguru's girlfriend dogging, does that count?
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                    I'm a sucker for their looks again where as the last 6 months I had built up an immunity and was a hard nosed bugger that didn't get swayed by the bulging cleavage.
                    I understand.

                    I interviewed someone once who was so utterly, jaw-droppingly gorgeous that my heart pounded the entire time and I completely lost myself in her beauty and forgot where I was or what I was supposed to be saying.

                    Boobs etc. do that to a man.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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