Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

[Xenophon]

I'd like to meat my other half slightly below waist height.

I see what you've done there.

[PAH]

I see what you've done there.

You're lucky, I rarely get to see it. I'd say never but I want to remain optimistic.

[Sockpuppet]

I met SASguru's girlfriend dogging, does that count?

[BoredBloke]

A while ago I met this girl who was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. I picked her up and turned her into somebody new. Then 5 year later the cheeky get has the world at her feet, living on easy street thanks to me. Perhaps I should dump her and send her straight back down again. But when I told her this she said that yes she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar - that much is true, but she figured that she'd succeed even without any of my help! So after 5 years she claims that she still loves me but thinks that it is time for her to live her life on her own and that is what she is going to do. It seems that she don't want me (baby) she doesn't want me oooohhh no etc


Tony is bored!

[miffy]

I'd like to meat my other half slightly below waist height.

That had better be a dwarf joke

[PAH]

That had better be a dwarf joke

I didn't think of it that way.


Then again Gary Glitter did get to pork Denise Van Outen. Then again she was only 14. Then again.

[zeitghost]

Who the hell belongs to a 'walking group' and do they realise that life is only about 25,000 days long?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

I've already had 19,700 odd...

[zeitghost]

Where's the a) girl next door and b) best mate's mrs options?

[PAH]

Where's the a) girl next door and b) best mate's mrs options?

In my dreams.

[cailin maith]

Haven't a lot of people met their other halves at work?