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Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

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    #11
    My gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      My gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'
      Was she taking the P1ss?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Was she taking the P1ss?
        You're on a roll.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          I understand.

          I interviewed someone once who was so utterly, jaw-droppingly gorgeous that my heart pounded the entire time and I completely lost myself in her beauty and forgot where I was or what I was supposed to be saying.

          Boobs etc. do that to a man.

          I always wondered why I got that job.......
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #15
            Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
            I always wondered why I got that job.......


            Nice ass.

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              My gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'
              Still - could have been worse - I might have met her from the tubgirl fansite...

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Still - could have been worse - I might have met her from the tubgirl fansite...
                Wrong. So very wrong.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                  You're on a roll.
                  You should call him butter...
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    Who the hell belongs to a 'walking group' and do they realise that life is only about 25,000 days long?
                    I've ticked this one as I met her on a snowboarding holiday (part of the same group).
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      I'd like to meat my other half slightly below waist height.
                      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                      Feist - I Feel It All
                      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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