My gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'
							
						
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Was she taking the P1ss?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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You're on a roll.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWas she taking the P1ss?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI understand.
I interviewed someone once who was so utterly, jaw-droppingly gorgeous that my heart pounded the entire time and I completely lost myself in her beauty and forgot where I was or what I was supposed to be saying.
Boobs etc. do that to a man.
I always wondered why I got that job.......
							
						
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Still - could have been worse - I might have met her from the tubgirl fansite...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy gf repled to an advert in the magazine 'water sports monthly'Comment
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Wrong. So very wrong.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostStill - could have been worse - I might have met her from the tubgirl fansite...Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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You should call him butter...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou're on a roll."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I've ticked this one as I met her on a snowboarding holiday (part of the same group).Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWho the hell belongs to a 'walking group' and do they realise that life is only about 25,000 days long?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I'd like to meat my other half slightly below waist height.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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