Reply to: Smutty Firday: There did you meet your other half...the poll

[NickFitz]

Er! where's the "I bought her in the Philippines" option?

Woolworths

[NickFitz]

No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.

There you go Carling, that's one less "porn creep" to worry about

You only have to worry about the ones who like seeing snot come out of a lady's eye now

[Diver]

Er! where's the "I bought her in the Philippines" option?

[cailin maith]

Does the disabled toilet count.?

Eh ....... no

Illict (sp?) shags in the disabled loos do not count..

[Jubber]

Haven't a lot of people met their other halves at work?

Does the disabled toilet count.?

[Bumfluff]

I was having a house warming and she was a friend of a friend, I hated her then, then I liked her for a few years and now Ive gone full cirlce and hate her again

[HairyArsedBloke]

No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.

Take a walk on the wild side

[Lucy]

Yes my redsetter and I were at it in a park once

Enough said.

[Bagpuss]

Yes my gf and I were at it in a park once and we noticed this geeky nerd with a small wiener touching himself furiously. Must have been baggy.

Yes I am quite partial to hot dogs no offence to your gf

[cailin maith]

No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.

[PAH]

Even better

I have a wonky tear duct too, so sometimes, if I blow my nose too hard, snot comes out of my eye too.... now that really is icky

No wonder some of us blokes are known to suffer from 'porn creep', where we can't do it with real women anymore.

[oracleslave]

Yes my gf and I were at it in a park once and we noticed this geeky nerd with a small wiener touching himself furiously. Must have been baggy.

[sasguru]

Sorry SAS, but that made tea come out of my nose

Yes my gf and I were at it in a park once and we noticed this geeky nerd with a small wiener touching himself furiously. Must have been baggy.

[cailin maith]

Well the cat poo coffee comes from something passed by a cat, so the addition of your snot may bump the price up.

Even better

I have a wonky tear duct too, so sometimes, if I blow my nose too hard, snot comes out of my eye too.... now that really is icky

[Xenophon]

Doubt it - I've got a bit of a cold - so its a bit snotty too

Well the cat poo coffee comes from something passed by a cat, so the addition of your snot may bump the price up.